Low sodium soup
You don’t taste as good as normal soup. But you are better for me. So I will continue to eat you.
Questions. Concerns. Comments.
Dear Daisy,
WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO GIVE YOU YOUR OWN SHOW!?!?
Fuck me for even watching this.
Dear guys of Daisy of Love,
You are all ugly. And stupid. And ugly.
Each in your own special way.
To whoever said its cool to not bathe
FUCK YOU.
Why?
Why do you think its “cool” to be able to “drink someone under the table?”
Who said being able to be able to consume more alcohol than most and not get drunk is “cool?”
When was it such a big deal to put your liver through hell?
I hope you have fun with cirrhosis.
Please
Don’t bother the police to call in a noise complaint. They have drug busts to deal with. Citizens to save. Write tickets. People to be dicks to.
Especially when there isn’t a party.
The best parts of SNL
When the actors try to hide their laughter. It always makes me giddy.
If you have a big ass,
Please don’t sit down while you’re wearing a really short dreses in public. I do not want to see your ass cheeks hanging out of your dress. That is not how your mother raised you.
Liberty University
You’re giving Miss California a full scholarship only because she believes in “traditional” marriage?
Wow…..
That’s fucked up.
